King Hoodie's Killer Toothpaste

[king_hoodie]

Please buy my toothpaste, it is made with real teeth and anchovy paste. Makes your teeth a pure green. King Hoodie's Killer Toothpaste. The link is https://kinghoodieskillertoothpaste.com Only 50 mil a bottle, buy while supplies lasts.

 

[Superdofree]

I will buy it











Jk

 

[king_hoodie]

If you have a problem with the link, contact my Web Designer, @Maoko_ . I hired him 2 days ago.

 

[Maoko_]

wasn't it yesterday that you hired me?

 

[king_hoodie]

Was it, we chat so much I lose track of the days.

 

[Maoko_]

Oh I see

 

[king_hoodie]

Good news, my employee is not blind

 

[Maoko_]

Lmfao

 

[king_hoodie]

oafml: Oh, a flock might land

 

[king_hoodie]

Oafml

 

[Jo.]

Please buy my toothpaste, it is made with real teeth and anchovy paste. Makes your teeth a pure green. King Hoodie's Killer Toothpaste. The link is https://kinghoodieskillertoothpaste.com Only 50 mil a bottle, buy while supplies lasts.

Best toothpaste ever!

 

[king_hoodie]

See, thats why you buy my great toothpaste. Now on sale for 47 mil a bottle. Buy now while it's 3 million off.

 

[Jo.]

See, thats why you buy my great toothpaste. Now on sale for 47 mil a bottle. Buy now while it's 3 million off.

Only 47 mil? DUDE NO WAY SO CHEAP! ONLY PEASANTS WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD THAT!!!1

 

[king_hoodie]

And Micky Mouse

 

[Superdofree]

And Micky Mouse

and Dora the Explorer

 

[king_hoodie]

and Dora the Explorer

Thank god NOT Bob the Builder

 

[king_hoodie]

Bob is rich, he just ordered 50k things of my toothpaste. Now I can afford it too. #IWasPoorBeforeBob